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Safety first.
It’s boring, and not good advice for living a life or making big decisions, but in the day-to-day it reminds me to be careful.
Unless you are a baker, then it’s “Pastry first”
what gives you the right to speak to me like this
I changed your diapers for so many years, so you have to put up with my Dad Jokes