McBain in The Simpsons is a classic.

This video stitches the movie together somewhat.

https://youtu.be/BzjfrdcN1Z8?si=G84IdUwMkfPKDm3w

You haven’t been on the internet long enough. This is how it starts…for like, the billionth time

Same goes for people that think escalators and travelators are rides. If you want to stand there, on the slowest dumbest ride ever, and this is way cooler than getting to where you want to go quicker, move over and keep the overtaking lane open.

And “almond milk is almond juice”

I like it. It’s premise is accepting things beyond your control, allowing someone to stoically move forward rather than dwell in anxiety and disbelief.

I really don’t care about what any of you think, so go for it. Perhaps better discussion will come from it. And I’d like to block users with consistent negative behaviours.

Above the bum

Carry a journal around and write the ideas that come into your head. When you can, write them down fully, elaborately. Just write it all out of your head and worry about tidying it up for a blog after. The important thing is to write and let it all flow out until you’re done.

Various “extreme” sports

I’m in the mountains, so just a waterproof down jacket. A 15C day can drop to 2C in a couple hours after sunset, or if bad weather rolls in.

When I live in cities, I hang headphones around my neck, otherwise just the usual keys and phone.

Rain doesn’t bother me and I don’t find it hard to be resourceful when needed. I hate carrying stuff around with me so just don’t.

Oh, well I should clarify that it’s not actually big, but it is skinny.

I guarantee you that there are things you think are for real that aren’t. So to disregard shared values for sake of a specific one of these things is…interesting. May your ex’s continue with their good fortune.

I hooked up with someone at a party and they told my sister I have a big dick, loudly, in a room full of people that know me.

Haha. I think my bone density is fine, I just ask a lot more of them than normal…

Bones: “This could break us.”

Brain: “Yeah, “could” but won’t. I got you.”

collective being does a thing that will be amazing or moronic depending on outcome in the next few seconds

I’ve broken a lot of bones.

Get him stuff that helps the family so he doesn’t feel useless and guilty. That’s number 1. It’s awful to feel like a burden to everyone, and that doesn’t go away no matter what is said to you.

Second, stretch bands to put around limbs and pull. It feels amazing. You don’t realise how little you move and how little muscle you use while subconsciously “nursing” a broken bone.

Something insanely complex that involves both arms to use or solve. It’s just funny as shit. But also, I swear I recover faster.

That’s how I always thought it. Even if I did get with them, I’d be with someone that doesn’t want me. How miserable for both of us.

Then it’s time to go find someone like that person that does like me. Could be passing them every day and wouldn’t know if I’m still hung up on the impossible.

I feel that. Every time I need to upgrade a PC part, it’s like going back to the town I grew up in, but 50 years have passed.