Flipbelt
No seriously guys, it’s not a fannypack, honest. It’s a Flipbelt ©®™ It’s like a fannypack but costs about 5 times more
You can punch your hand through your plasterboard mate lol
There’s no comparison.
Your housing is so badly and cheaply constructed that if you tried to build like that, even in Belgium, the council would demand you tear it down at your own expense and start again
This is a perfectly good, liveable, hundred year old house in need of renovating, that’ll easily last another hundred
Also depends where it is. There are parts where a million will get you a 3 bedroom cottage, and parts where that’ll get you a castle
You can always spot an American because they’re so fuckin scared of everything. Look, this one’s scared of his own shite 😂
Someone on Lemmy is bound to be offended by this, on behalf of computers everywhere
Knipex Cobras. It’s like being able to pinch anything with a force of about ten tons per square inch, they’re indispensable
Not one single actual Italian gives a flying fuck how you eat anything, as long as you eat enough.
The only “Italians” who say this shit are people that claim to be Italian because their great great great great grandfather once got a hand job in a Fiat 500
You can always tell someone with a really strong accent because they say they have a slight accent lol
Are audiobooks with subtitles still audiobooks?
Would’ve been awesome for maps though
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Soooooo many pretentious replies in this thread, they’re always the same.
Fuck that boring crap, start with good old light-hearted fiction.
Try -
The One Hundred Year Old Man Who Climbed Out Of A Window And Disappeared
The Breach by Travis Lee
The Dublin Trilogy by Caimh McDonnell (all 5 of them, dear god they’re hilarious)
The Girl With All The Gifts
Invasion by DC Alden
A Man Called Ove by Fredrik Backman (Anxious People is amazing too)
Wayward Pines by Blake Crouch (Recursion too)
The Idiots’ Club by Tony Moyle
And of course, The Internet Is A Playground by David Thorne
Waaaaaay more entertaining than all the classics mentioned, a very small selection of contemporary authors are vastly superior to the writers of yesteryear
Edit - downvoted by the wanks that think reading George Orwell makes them clever lmao. Once you get over 30 you realise that books are for entertaining, not to leave on your coffee table to try to seem interesting
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Is this a euphemism for your first wet dream or what?
That said, I’ve been really impressed with lalalai or whatever it’s called; it can pull any instrument track out of a song individually
I wonder if an audio to midi program would be more effective on that?
Christ aye, the last time I had Optical Catheters was an experience I won’t forget for a long time
How the actual fuck did you expect people to know that? 😂
Never buy branded batteries on Amazon either.
I always stick with Annsmann, they make incredible rechargeable AAs and AAAs
Ordered a set off Amashit and they were fake, and I’ve had the same problem with Anker
Fuck Amazon until they sort their MASSIVE counterfeiting problems out
At least that’s what the builder told you so he could buy his third boat lol