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In the meantime, I’ll continue to gorge myself on Fig Newtons while rubbing it raw.
You can’t just eat cookies all day man
1891 Cookie scientists: What if we classify this, instead of as cookie, as “fruit and cake”?
2024: Loophole finally exercised.
goddamn it, I lobbed a perfect setup