• PunnyName@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    My first girlfriend (before being my girlfriend) once said “bite me”, so I said, “okay!” and leaned over and bit her denim-covered booty.

    • demonologic@lemmynsfw.comOP
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      2 months ago

      No wonder she ended up being your girlfriend, that’s a winning move.

      Well, depending on the context anyhow; I can see that going sideways pretty bad too 😅