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Male here. Is it true that sometimes farts unexpectedly head north and get lost in the caverns of the bubblegum forest?
Yes, this is true.
Damn. My condolences.
What did you think the Willy Wonka factory was based on? That liquid brown river wasn’t chocolate…
Lost is a bit strong, it goes exploring and is politely but firmly removed by the kegal Captains.
“Oh! My keys!”
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I’ve heard these referred to as “exiting through the gift shop”
This cracked me up