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But weren’t mermaids seen as dangerous, irresistible sirens also. So the blame was on the evil mermaid, not the person.
Shaggy the pirate over here
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the sea bed floor.
She caught me with the flounder
Wasn’t me
Saw us making chowder
Wasn’t me