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Maybe go back in time and punch my dad in the balls about 9 months before I was born.
Then all that would remain of me would be a weird story where my dad got socked in the nuts by a ghost that looked just like him.
Only later do you find out your uncle is actually your father because of a bizarre incident where your dad got his nuts punched by an unknown person never seen again
Good theory but my parents were in another country when I was conceived so there is literally no way one of my uncles could have done that.