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The fact that I have to pay money for it. This thing should be paying me. Actually, everything should be. You there, reading this, fucking $50, now.
Other than that? It doesn’t have a front-facing bottom speaker. Basically everything else is perfect.
Sure, I’ll pay you 50$, but upon agreeing to do so - and by reading, replying, or not replying to this you thereby agree - you must give me triple the amount you have or will ask for, in euros, first.
uno reverse card
screaming
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Oh nooooo D: